If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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