Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Can I color on your dick again?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
