Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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