pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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