Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
This show inspires me to have sex in space
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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