So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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