She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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