you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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