: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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