Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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