So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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