Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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