I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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