Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
So squirting runs in the family.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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