i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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