absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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