i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she told me i tasted like america
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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