I skipped work to stalk him.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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