Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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