things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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