with your own penis?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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