And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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