i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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