sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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