awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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