I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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