Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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