I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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