I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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