even my farts smell like vagina
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Blood and glitter go together right?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
