He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize