i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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