if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
