You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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