Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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