I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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