Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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