That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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