Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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