In the future we'll all be gay
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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