You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If its not for food we ain't going out.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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