So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
dude. I can hear the air.
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