We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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