I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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