That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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