OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
