Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
