i just had sex bonerless
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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