We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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