Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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