I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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