Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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