Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
NoShamevember. You game?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Randomize
