conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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