when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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