Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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