It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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