DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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