Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Shame is for Republicans.
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